MARRY RICH! (A tongue-in-cheek look at Dating!)
It's the ...
"Hey, Can You Hook Me Up Page!!! ha,ha,ha!
Ailsa's Single Friends Page!!!
Hello, there, Gorgeous! So you want to get 'hooked up', eh?? Okay, then. Let's post your letters here, I'll look around and see who I know, and you can see who you know, and we'll all do some 'mixing and matching, so-to-speak!! Doesn't that sound like a lot of fun???
You have most likely guessed that I don't have any barriers for who you could fall in love with -- I just like to see it all happen within one species, primarily human!! har, har! (So when you say, "Dog Lover", I hope to God you mean that in the nicest way!! ha,ha,ha!)
You can send me a 'Hook Me Up Letter' to
then look out for your letter in here! Who knows what kind of connections we'll all make!
Oh, yes... I'll be posting the letters 'as is', except to do a little 'clean up' wherever necessary! ha,ha!
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Hi,Ailsa! My name is Rhonda and I'm 41 alhough Ihave taken care of myself and do not look 41. I work for Cox Communications in the internet and working on getting Cisco Certification. I would love to meet some one nice and responsible. Comedy is my love and dancing. I'm sending a picture and I'm the blonde one. It was taken at work so kind dark but all Ihave uploaded. Thanks Rhonda
Hi, Rhonda! Let us know what kind of guy you're looking for, and we'll see who we all know! We can all see if we know a good man for you! We're gonna 'Hook you up', Baby! Take Care, Ailsa! P.S. I got Rhonda's picture and she's very cute -- we'll have to get the permission of the other folks in the shot before I put it here for you all to check out!
Hi Ailsa,thank u for responding. i live in longview texas and im looking for a nice man who not afraid of working, laughing, educated and like to have fun. i love to read,dance ,gardening. really just a down to earth person and age does not mattter to me. i forgot to send my picture so i am this time. im the blonde. thanks ,rhonda
Thanks Ailsa,sorry for the trouble and no i dont mind
relocating. all this is new to me. i like it just new to me. here is a little
more about me. i was married 18yrs and we adopted a son who is 13 now. miss
being married but like being single so go figure. its hard to find someone
who is your soul mate and i do believe in that still.i just want someone who
loves to laugh, not afraid of responsibilities and down to earth and u can
say all these things all you want but its hard to find it on paper,but i want
you seem like a very nice lady to help people out like u do and i appreciate it and i love your website!!!
Hi, Rhonda! I have a few ideas, already, and that crazy Dwight wanted to see your picture right away!! ha,ha,ha! Talk to you soon, Ailsa
Here's our first letter, and I just got it, this morning (October 12th!):
Thanks so much for writing me back. It is 3:00 in the morning and I could not get back to sleep, so decided to check my email and was glad to see you had responded :-)
I got on your web site and started reading away. Loved your bio and your work on how to meet and marry a millionire. Listen Ailsa, I am a gorgeous and beautiful lady (inside and out so my friends tell me), of Nubian descent (African American) and I have been single for about 15 years. I am 5'10". At one time I was a hot model. Got married, ate the wedding cake and the rest is history. I am 53 (am told I could pass for 35) heavy set at this time, but am working on killing that. Rarely dated because I was raising four children alone. (You understand raising them alone :-)). Basically they are all grown now (the youngest is 15, 6' 3" and can fiend for himself (smile) and the eldest is 26 and is a disgruntled CPA who is trying to find her real niche in life. The other two are male college students 18 and 23) they are all great people who I have no problems with. Glad I can say that too!!
Now, Ailsa, I am ready to hit the dating scene. The reason I am inquiring about Canada is because I am thinking about building a home there after I retire in two years. I have been a teacher now for 30 years; Stopped four times to have the babies. However when this youngest one graduates from high school, attache in hand, I am graduating from high school too, I am retiring!!!!!.
Am also looking for Mr. Right!! Hoping to make a Canadian connection (smile)! However, I am wondering if there are some great Canadian guys of Nubian, descent that you know of, like and would not mind introducing to your new found African American sistah?! Am looking for a millionaire in faith, love, happiness, joy and money (oh the thought of it (smile)). Tired of the dried out American scene. Most African American men here in America, now want women who are not of African American descent! Breaks my heart :-(. I have thought of dating outside of the race (I know that was going to be your next suggestion), however I love bald headed men of African descent! (Oh pleeeease LOL). Ailsa, can you hook a sister up with an African-Canadian man from that side of the world?
I love teaching too, however I am just tired at this stage of the game.
Hi, Angel!! I'd love to 'hook a sistah up'!! In fact, I have two great friends in the L.A. area who are also 'on the Market'... Maria ( I don't actually know how old Maria is, but she looks like she's in her forties -- I have a great picture of Maria -- I'll need to get my photo thing fixed so I can get those pictures on the Site!!). And then there's Janiece, who is a lovely 26 year old. They're both looking for someone really nice, and it would be good if they could qualify along the lines of my other page, if you know what I mean!! ha,ha!
Let me have a good look around to see who I know -- I'm thinking of a friend of a friend, but he lives in L.A. Would that work for you?? You never know where you'll find true love (or how far you'll have to move to get it! yuff, yuff!)... I'll make a few calls, write a few e-mails, and see what I can come up with!!
You sound hilarious and full of life, so I just know there's a fabulous guy out there for you (there's always more than one, but you know what I mean!!)!
Later, Baby! Ailsa!
Hey, my wonderful friend, Jim, is currently single... have you seen Ellen Degeneres' new show, yet?? It's fantastic, and the DJ, Tony, on Ellen's Show is like a twin to Jim!! It's really uncanny... I had to stop what I was doing (yes, I was working on my website!!) to watch the Show very carefully to see that it was not Jim... same look, same voice, same mannerisms, same great smile... so if you think you'd like a 'hook up' like that, drop me a line!!